Hey, why the
****
is tinder
making chips?

Why wouldn’t we?
Chips are fun. They’re a whole snack, as they say.
Just like you. And you deserve happiness.
And not just the happiness you get from eating chips.
The kind that starts on Tinder every three seconds.
The same amount of time it takes to eat a chip. That’s why.
Because we love happiness. And chips. And relationships.
And three seconds. And Tinder.